Alias St. Nick is a vintage Christmas cartoon. Nick is basically Itchy and Scratchy meets Home Alone. A hungry cat finds a tree full of little mouse children and decides to eat them. But the adorable mice see through his upsetting costume and put him through the ringer with a series of whimsical, deadly traps. Released as part of the Cyber Monday bonus items, a short preview of the Kickstarter reward featuring the riffers out fishing.
We're just swinging by hard to starboard to let you know that our most anticipated fish-based product since Matthew Broderick uttered the phrase "That's a lotta fish! Hop aboard the boat as we test the old adage, "If it was about getting fish, it would be called catching.
As the aliens resurrect the dead of the Earth to destroy the living. The dead are walking, and they hunger for human flesh. A group of panicked survivors are barricaded in a deserted farmhouse while the army of flesh-eating zombies hovers outside their door. Now experience the bone-chilling terror in color for the first time on DVD! With a 5. Nelson, this is the most fun you'll ever have with the living dead! Patrick Swayze is at his most shirtless as Dalton, a bouncer who is as comfortable quoting Zen aphorisms as he is kicking drunken men in the head.
The incomparable Sam Elliot is hilarious as Swayze's grizzled but lovable mentor, growling out lines like "I'll sleep when I'm dead," and running his weathered hand through his long, gray, greasy hair. And Kevin Tighe of Lost as the owner of the titular roadhouse delivers one of the strangest performances ever committed to film. Road House is the comic mother lode and Mike takes advantage of every smashed beer bottle, throat kick, and monster car smash-up in his hilarious running commentary.
Bruce Willis is a hack as in "cab driver" who must protect her from the malevolent Zorg Gary Oldman sporting an acrylic yarmulke, novelty teeth and an accent that makes him sound like a cross between Foghorn Leghorn and Barney Fife. The yummy Ukrainian Milla Jovovich stars as Leeloo, the titular element. Yes, earth's very existence is in the hands of someone named Leeloo. And then of course the several dozen spin-offs and spin-off sequels to follow.
And so this RiffTrax deserves an awe-inspiring guest appearance by none other than Kevin Murphy, Mike's riffing companion for years on the Satellite of Love! It's a RiffTrax lover's dream come true. And Mike and Kevin promise not to make any jokes comparing the Enterprise and Charmin toilet paper. Tom and Nicole's wedding night? When young Brian Flanagan Cruise is discharged from the Army and quickly discovers that he has few job prospects, scant talent, and no discernible intelligence, he exercises his only real option and gets a job at a TGI Fridays, whipping around bottles of Blue Curacao and serving deep-fried broccoli balls to people wearing suspenders.
When Coughlin betrays his partner, Brian flees to Jamaica, puts on a cheap, Qiana jungle print shirt and resumes his half-baked act there, soon bedding down the improbably named Jordan Mooney Shue. Coughlin follows him to Jamaica.
Can they rekindle their friendship? Will they get a job together tossing chicken strips around at a Carl's Jr.? The NSA shanghais Xander to help them bust up a dangerous group of anarchists — and what an amazingly well-organized and thorough group of anarchists they are — by using his skills at pulling the most extremely off da heezy-fo-sheezy stunts ever, bi-atch.
Samuel L. Jackson co-stars as Xander's cantankerous boss, made cantankerous, we can assume, by the fact that one side of his face is melted the result, no doubt, of a mishap while he and his nutty friends were filming a Diet Coke and Mentos stunt for YouTube. The film is a perfect fit for Mike's RiffTrax style, what with his deep, deep roots in the underground sports community once, when he was nine years old, he rode his bike right over a milk carton. Not very exciting on paper, but up on the big screen, it's a drive-to-L.
Fueled by today's exciting pop hits, Crossroads is sure to connect with the new "youth" market we've been hearing so much about lately. Oh, and it makes for a hilarious RiffTrax. They are comic book fans. And one of their favorites is X-Men, which tells the tale of a secret organization headed by Professor Charles Xavier, master of the mysterious brain device known as Cerebro and ideological enemy of the metal-manipulating villain Magneto. It's all very neat-o. And Tom Cruise is the prettiest and shirtless-liest of them all as Maverick, a bad boy aviator who lock horns with the large-toothed Iceman Val "The Island of Dr.
And if you're a fan of music that is likely to be heard in an aerobics class, you'll love the pulse-pounding soundtrack by disco top gun Giorgio Moroder! It will literally "take your breath away"! No breath will actually be taken away. When we say "literally" we don't literally mean it. The "whoa"s fly fast and furious as Johnny Utah Reeves , a hotshot FBI agent, pursues Bodhi Swayze , a tan little fellow with Bon Jovi's hair who dresses up in adorable little costumes and robs banks.
Gary Busey the other Nick Nolte gives a powerhouse performance as Utah's partner, and Lori "Free Willy" Petty, in one of her thinnest roles, is the girl Johnny likes to sleep with.
Ghost not being able to get pregnant because Mr. Ghost had a hollow weenie. But in a respectable 2nd place, anyway, is Halloween, the horrifying tale of an evil madman named Mike Myers as if his Simon character wasn't chilling enough who terrorizes a babysitter by putting on a jumpsuit and hiding in the hedge. A technique now widely used by custodians the world over. You'll scream, you'll laugh, you'll jump out of your seat!
And then you should probably start watching the movie. Wait, no — Johnny Mnemonic. Hold on, that's not it. It's some kind of car name…uh, Horizon, um….
Ram Charger — No, Neo. That's it. Led by the enterprising Morpheus, and the hot-erprising Trinity, Neo learns his fate from the Oracle, a corpulent, crusty, chain-smoking broad who is likely to put you off Oracles forever.
What is the Matrix? Is it the Binks Company, the Canadian insurance brokers? Is it the U. If you said anything but number three, you are imprisonably insane! That's right, Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy take on the franchise-ruining Star Wars that everybody loves to hate but nobody loves to watch!
Only we make you want to watch it again, and laugh instead of kill! Finally, Jar Jar gets what he deserves! Bill Pullman co-stars, sort of, in that he speaks several lines of dialogue. In contrast to a high body count slasher film, The Grudge is infused with a suffocating sense of dread, very much like an average episode of According to Jim. The greatest fantasy epic of all times is at last a RiffTrax! No, not Crossroads — we already did that. And not A Very Unlucky Leprechaun — which we haven't done yet but are seriously mulling over.
Viewing Suggestion: This RiffTrax was written and performed with the whole family in mind, so if you are comfortable with your children watching Lord of the Rings, this should be perfectly appropriate for them as well.
See that it also stareth Val Kilmer at his scenery-chewing best. And, yea, putteth the extras in hot, smelly animal suits and maketh you the plot absurd. And it was good.
Truly, you must see it to believe it. Harrison Ford is a bank security manager who gets more than he bargained for when a cold-blooded thief Paul Bettany breaks the little chain and steals the pen that belongs to the desk where most customers fill out their deposit slips!
And as if that weren't enough, he ups the ante, nearly emptying the entire pot of complimentary coffee into his giant, one-liter travel mug that he got from the Tom Thumb! His reign of terror continues as he gets in line for the teller and begins to fill out his deposit slip only after he gets to the counter! Oh, there are gunfights and fisticuffs and intrigue and Virginia Madsen playing put-upon wives and whatnot, but mostly, this is thrilling, non-stop, ink-spilling banking at its best!
The bottom line on this ledger shows an aggregate surplus of laughs, as Mike is joined by Kevin Murphy for one fiscally sound RiffTrax! And Dancer, no need to refresh your memory there. Prancer, you go way back. Vixen is as familiar to you as Comet, not to mention dear old Cupid.
Donner and Blitzen, why you had them over to your house for chili just the other night. But do you recall the most famous donkey of all? Neither do I. It offers the authoritative biography of this under-appreciated representative of the species Equus asinus.
And it makes a great RiffTrax! The cigar stub chomping Matthew McConaughey is finally chiseled into Mt. RiffTrax, making a gutsy bid to become the hardest working shirtless man in show business since The Swayze himself. Playing the Keanu-esque foil to McConaughey's Swayze, Christian Bale returns every hardened stare, lets no machismo go unanswered, no muscle flex go un-flexed back at, and he'll be damned if he puts a shirt on either. For good measure, the writers also toss in a few dragons, and hint at the existence of thousands more.
It's an old fashioned post-apocalyptic dude-off, both on the screen and in the recording booth, as Kevin Murphy joins Mike Nelson for what is sure to be your newest favorite RiffTrax involving dragons. Several years ago, it is quite likely that you were one of the millions who bought a ticket to see X-Men or Spider-Man in the theater. The massive success of these two movies convinced studio execs that the public was desperate for any and all things Superhero.
In short, it is because of you, yes you, that the film Daredevil darkens our world. Daredevil tells the story of lawyer Matt Murdock Ben Affleck , who due to a childhood accident involving toxic chemicals has no fear. He is thus able to leap off of skyscrapers and land on the ground without shattering his tibias. Along the way he encounters Elektra Jennifer Garner , who he fights on a teeter-totter, Bullseye Colin Farrell , who embraces every stereotype about the Irish, namely that they have really good aim and Michael Clarke Duncan, who plays against character for once, in his groundbreaking role as A Really Big Guy.
Only a fool would choose to leap headfirst into such a world of second tier heroes on his own, and Mike, despite voluntarily spending hours of his time watching Daredevil, is no fool.
It's a trio of crime fighting Riffiness that no Riffaholic should Riff without. In the year man is an endangered species, enslaved, severely unshowered, beholden to a cruel alien race fond of dreadlocks and really impractical boots.
Only one man can break the yoke of slavery and lead mankind to victory over their cruel tyranny. And that one man is television character actor Peter MacNicol.
Wait — slight error there. Salt of the earth, Peter MacNicol, but it's not him. Actually, the one man who can break the yoke of slavery and lead mankind to victory is Johnny Goodboy Tyler Barry Pepper , if you can believe that. Yes, Battlefield Earth, L. Helping Mr. Yes, the MST3K gang is back together in full force to take on the most legendary cinematic blunder since whatever Joel Schumacher's last film was.
A more fitting tagline might have been, "What the hell was that? Seriously, what was that? Was the director spraying Pam cooking spray into a paper bag and huffing the fumes throughout the production? Was the script assembled by a madman using words clipped from Lyndon LaRouche pamphlets?
Did the actors regularly ingest a cocktail of lithium and horse tranquilizers before each scene? And Eliot — someone please explain Eliot to me, using visual aids, if you will, because I cannot even begin to grasp the barest outlines of a concept of just what the hell Eliot is or was?
Or does he just exist in some shadowy, nightmare dream world of my own creation? As it is, Rich Kyanka, the founder and proprietor of Somethingawful. Original film made in It's bold enough to hire Kim Cattrall for her acting experience alone in a role that has nothing whatsoever to do with sex. And it's bold enough to pretend with a straight face that the cast of the original series shouldn't have been dry docked 20 years prior to this film.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll say to yourself, Who is John Shuck and how can I avoid his work from now on? Never make the mistake of thinking that Over the Top is just an arm-wrestling picture.
Oh, there's arm wrestling, all right — more arm wrestling than an 8th grade study hall. But there's also a truck. And a kid. And a whole lot of arm wrestling! And just wait till you hear the shocking secret behind Sylvester Stallone's signature "turning the hat backward" move. Hint: it has something to do with arm wrestling! And there's arm wrestling! And if you're really good, maybe there'll be a Kenny Loggins song at key points in the movie.
And arm wrestling Mike won't come out and say it, but by the glint in his eye, we suspect that this just may be the next Road House! Disembaudio co-stars in this arm-wrestlo-rama of a RiffTrax. No, those are the words of Aeon Flux creator Peter Chung regarding the big screen adaptation of the TV show he created.
Peter, Peter, Peter Why the long face? You have it so good! You want helpless? Watch yet another director hamfistedly attempt to cope with a studio's order to "Be more like The Matrix. Try Best Actress Oscar winners Charlize Theron and Frances McDormand, who must have done some hard drinking together the night before they signed up to play members of a spy sect called the "Monicans" for some reason.
Want sad? Look at the latest devoted sect of fanboys whose beloved cult cartoon is now known by the general population as being "That movie with that guy from xXx.
The hilarity, much like the Relical, whatever that is , is omnipresent in this RiffTrax, and it is guaranteed to make you feel the opposite of helpless, humiliated and sad, whatever that may be as well. Horror has a new name — and that name is "wicker". Once used almost exclusively in the construction of baskets and attractive outdoor furniture, wicker will now and forever after be synonymous with a terror that will chill your blood and torment your mind!
Though admittedly a certain small percentage of people, rather than associating it with terror, will continue to think of their grandma's patio set. There's nothing you can do about these intractable folks but throw your hands in the air and just give up trying to change their minds where wicker is concerned.
Yes, "Wicker Man" dares to depict a nightmarish world in which Nicolas Cage punches a woman in the face so that he can steal her bear costume. And this after having stolen at gunpoint a bike belonging to a woman dressed as a magpie and then going on to knock out Leelee Sobieski by kicking her in the breadbasket. Neil LaBute has done the impossible by making the most unintentionally funny movie since "The Lake House".
With such rich fare it would be unthinkable not to let Kevin Murphy in on the fun. And so we did! Kevin and Mike couldn't have had a better time with "The Wicker Man" if he'd been made of rattan!
Well, to be clear, the cockroaches show up naked as well, but without the little glowing ball of energy. Arnold must protect John Connor Nick Stahl not only from the Terminatrix, but also, because the kid is a supremely annoying presence, from all those who want to slap him, and that encompasses everyone who has ever met him. Things get complicated when a whiny young irritant named Kate Claire Danes locks John into an unhygienic dog kennel and refuses to even worm him.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is a big, dumb movie filled with big, dumb people. Kevin Murphy and Mike Nelson are two big, dumb guys who are just dumb enough to take it on! All of this would be a RiffTrax dream come true — but making it even dream come true-ier is that Mike and Kevin are joined by none other than Chad Vader, brother of Darth and star of his own colossally successful internet series.
It is quite simply a RiffTacular RiffStravaganza! Your favorite chicken-slaughtering candy-maker is now a RiffTrax! Yes, Willy Wonka the older, shouting Willy Wonka, not the newer, thin, fey version , the chocolatier and inventor of a gobstopper that lasts a good deal longer than the older, short-lived gobstoppers, gets the treatment from Mike and special guest Riffer… wait for it… drum roll… fanfare… small burst of fireworks… Neil Patrick Harris! The result is a very special, very hilarious RiffTrax.
A spine-tingling thrill ride that moves from the exotic poker tables of Montenegro, to the exotic hotel rooms of Montenegro, then back to the poker tables, then the rooms again, then a return visit to the poker table for a more extended stay, then a short rest and back to the poker table!
And there's killing, too! And lot's of sweet lovin', if you're into that. Daniel Craig inhabits the role of James Bond, the dashing MI6 agent who holds a license to kill, as well a license to wax his chest and wear tiny, undignified swimming trunks. Eva Green is Vesper Lynd, get it? And Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen stars as Le Chiffre, a sardine-faced villain and numbers genius he can make change for a dollar without punching it into the cash register!
Joining Mike is Kevin Murphy. Both Mike and Kevin have a license to Riff. Are you a fan of Star Wars but feel that there just weren't enough brain-stunningly idiotic names for your taste?
Do you like the Lord of the Rings films but find they move too quickly and make too much sense? Then you need help!
That is, then Eragon is the film for you! Ostensibly about some punk who finds a dragon egg, Eragon is actually a poignant onscreen documentation of the decline of Jeremy Irons, whose eye bags, if there were any justice, would have received third billing. And it's also a showcase for first time actor - um- can't remember his name. Really made no impression one way or the other.
In fact, was he even in the film? But mostly it's an opportunity to watch John Malkovich turn in a performance that had to - HAD TO - be a direct challenge to the director, "Please, fire me. I'm begging you to fire me. I'll do a take like this and then you'll have to fire me. Wait,I'm still not fired? If you're a fan of movies that feature screaming, megalomaniacal divas and their relationships to shirtless guys, you have so far been limited to Barbra Steisand's "A Star is Born".
But now, like a nut-covered cheese log from heaven comes Mariah Carey's "Glitter" - the film that, more than even her decade long string of unlistenable pop songs, landed her in the loony bin where she spent several months writing lyrics on the padded walls of her recovery room using a thick crayon held between her toes. Halle Berry a. No one, not even Mike, is dumb enough to take this one without some serious help. A true RiffTrax event! Something lurks in the dense jungle.
Something horrible and cruel, a creature from beyond our world. His name is Arnold Schwarzenegger. He lurks next to another unspeakable creature named Jesse Ventura. And another, goes by the handle Carl Weathers. Who himself lurks next to a monstrous slab of flesh known as Bill Duke. Together, they face down a creature who, quite understandably, hunts them for their skulls, hoping to fetch a fair price for them at the many Open Skull Markets that dot the galaxy.
If you haven't been to one, you must go. Take the kids, because the markets are very family friendly and they have these great Hawaiian Ice stands. And, of course, there's the skulls. Predator unseals a whole tin of whoop-bottom, trotting out cliches like so many, well, like so many boiled human skulls at the terrific Open Skull Market on Nespus VIII honestly, I know I sound like I'm raving, but it really is just a great way to spend a Saturday, and it's fairly reasonable, too.
Finally, a good use for your Predator DVD that isn't "propping up that one corner of the entertainment stand, the one whose castor you snapped off when you were moving out of that place on Spring Street because you just couldn't hack sharing a place with Beezer anymore, on account of his socks.
This is the hugely successful, boldly innovative show that dares to tell its story in the unlikeliest setting imaginable — a hospital! But where Grey's Anatomy really ploughs new ground is in its use of attractive young lead actors, and the moody, radio friendly hits of some of today's top artists!
And unlike St. Navigating the complex emotional core of Grey's Anatomy would be impossible without the help of Bridget Nelson, a writer, performer and MST3K alum, who joins Mike for back to back episodes.
Most film adaptations of comic books skimp on the amount of fantastic-ness, offering at best one or perhaps two units of fantastic-osity.
Not Fantastic Four! It goes the extra mile by providing THREE 3 fantastic characters plus a bonus character who's not so much fantastic as he is a fantastic irritant, in the spirit of battery acid on the skin or airplane glue in the eyes.
Plus, Fantastic Four gives you a villain who looks and acts as though he were carved out of large log of congealed tallow! And while other movies might cast Jessica Alba in a lead role and then task her with giving a performance, Fantastic Four plays to her strengths by avoiding any performance at all and instead merely parades her around in a tighter-than-skin Spandex suit. Star Trek: Generations — truly a loving gift from one generation to the next.
Much like that pound, 10 percent water-added Danish ham that your uncle Clark who lives in Rockford mailed to you on Thanksgiving, the one that cracked open in transport and arrived at your doorstop in a brine soaked box, stinking like a week old corpse. Yes, this is the legendary Star Trek that at long last teams two of the series' most enduring elements — Scotty, and a size 74 uniform.
Not to mention a performance by respected British actor Malcolm McDowell that can only be described as, well, dis-un-respect-ulating. And Klingon cleavage?
Generations has it in great heaping mounds! Mike and Kevin Murphy climb once more unto the breach for a fun-filled, intergenerational riff. A small band of brave men struggle against enormous odds, battling a superior force, and though ultimately they are defeated their sacrifice becomes a source of inspiration and hope that rings out like a clarion call through the pages of history.
But enough about the Mighty Ducks. To a soundtrack of ersatz Nine Inch Nails. Starring Gerard Butler as a shrieking inarticulate Scotsman so in other words "a Scotsman" , delivers on its promise to be the bloodiest movie since Carrie 2: Carrie vs.
Though it should be noted that in lieu of blood, utilized digital globs of diluted road tar. Imagine waking up in an unfamiliar place, unable to recall where you live, what you're doing there, or even your own name. Now imagine for the first time in your life it wasn't a direct result of your downing eleven pints of Guinness and then agreeing to do a Lemon Drop shooter with Jimmy T.
Now imagine that you began to discover you had mysterious talents -- talents that didn't involve the ability to stand next to the open refrigerator door in your underpants and drink a half gallon of Minute Maid Pulp Free directly from the pitcher without stopping for air.
Now imagine you are Matt Damon. Why, the mere thought of it is to stare into a bottomless well of agony. Yet Matt Damon awakes to that fresh horror every morning of his life the horror of discovering that he remains Matt Damon, not all that stuff about his memory. That happens to his character in that one movie — what's it called?
My memory's not so good. Anyway, the point is that Bourne Identity is a pulse-pounding thriller that goes from the exotic…um, somethings of somewhere to the even more exotic — look, it's tough to recall all the little things, I'm just a little fuzzy today. Suffice it to say that Bourne Identity makes for a terrific RiffTrax — and the fact that Mike is joined by Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, well, that's just -- what do you call it, that brown runny stuff — gravy!
In every single one of the million aliens-come-to-earth movies that had come before it the aliens were malevolent, bent on man's destruction, but Independence Day changed all that. Yes, the alien's were once again malevolent, but this time Judd Hirsch was in the movie!
Never before had this even been dreamt of, putting Judd Hirsch in a film. It was a brazen move, one almost as stunning as casting Bill Pullman as the president of the United States as opposed to taking the obvious path and casting him as a guy at a Rapid Oil Change who says, "Ahead. Little more. Okay, stop. Not only that, Independence Day dares to feature one of the most ineffective inspirational speeches since those delivered in a bunker in Berlin in late April And we'd like to thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation in our tire kicking, fire lighting scheme.
Imagine, just imagine, if ordinary citizens suddenly began to discover that they have acquired extraordinary powers. Why, you would have X-Men. But imagine if instead of acquiring X-Men-like powers of healing, time travel, mind control and the ability to fly these people instead had those powers but weren't X-Men! Why, then you'd have the very un-X-Men-like Heroes! Join Mike as he discovers his extraordinary power to riff on Heroes. The Sith is back, and this time he has come to make ponderous speeches to the gathered Senate and kick tail — and he's all out of ponderous speeches to the gathered Senate!
Ian McDiarmid steals the show as the Supreme Chancellor Palpatine not to be confused with the heart medication of the same name. Palpatine is not for everyone. Ask your doctor if Palpatine might be right for you. He inhabits the character showing astonishing range: now fey and annoying, now wrinkled and laughable. As to the rest of the cast — it's the darndest thing, but I can't recall that there was anyone else even in the movie. There was a Darth Vader costume, I believe, but that was filled by a wax statue and manipulated digitally to remove any possible chance that it would be interesting in any way.
And there was something called a Ewan McGregor, but further research shows that to be a technical term used by the key grip for a kind of light stand. Oh, and Natalie Portman was in it, kind of. The ark is lost! Who will raid it?! Clearly, there is only one man for the job: but since Ben Gazzara is unavailable, Indiana Jones will go in his stead and accomplish the needed raiding.
That the shoot will take place in Tunesia where the traditional fig liquor "bokha" is readily available to cast and crew alike simply means that the raiding will get off to a particularly rousing start. Along the way Nazis will be punched stupid Nazis probably deserved it , submarines be will clung to, and staffs of Ra will be cut to the wrong size, the error discovered and finally the correct size staff of Ra fabricated!
Yes, the original blockbuster finally gets the RiffTrax treatment. To quote the soundtrack, "Da da da-da, da da-da! When Peter Parker is bitten by one of Columbia University's many genetically engineered "super spiders" now we know what they do with their 6 billion dollar endowment instead of doing the sensible thing and dying, he transmogrifies into an arachnid, extruding fluids from his spinnerets, leaping about, swinging and twirling just like a spider.
But being a spider naturally puts him on the bad side of Norman Osborn, the charismatic head of OsCorp Industries who manages to find enough time in his day to moonlight as an evil goblin played by real life evil goblin Willem Dafoe. He also finds it difficult to manage his relationship with the beautiful Mary Jane, because, well, he's a freakish wer-spider.
His exoskeleton alone makes it literally impossible for him to come out of his shell until it's time to molt — and at that point he's too vulnerable for a relationship. It all makes for the most thrilling arthropod-on-human love and adventure tale ever told in the year ! Joining Mike are Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett and several harvestmen that live in the corners of the studio.
Yes, we know that harvestmen are not spiders. And, no, theirs is not the most poisonous venom in the world — that's just a myth. Next, the thrilling story of a down-on-his luck magician Nicholas Cage who hitches a ride to Flagstaff! Not only that, he walks down into the Grand Canyon and shows a kid a rock! And can your heart stand the excitement when he gives a car to Peter Falk!?
The fact that he can see two minutes into the future is just frosting on the ride-hitching, rock-showing, car-giving cake of non-stop thrills! Jessica Biel co-stars as a woman who spends one day with Nicholas Cage and rather than doing the sensible thing and running away, moving without leaving a forwarding address, and getting an unlisted phone number, actually falls in love with him! Note: she also appears onscreen wearing no pants. That's NEXT! The title says it all: a missile goes to the moon!
Only there are people in the missile so it's not really a missile but should more precisely be referred to as a "rocket"! Still, it goes to the moon, so the title is 50 percent right, which is more than you can say for, oh, Magnolia, which is not about magnolias at all, but rather is largely comprised of Tom Cruise talking about his junk.
Not only does Missile to the Moon offer a title that is half true, it also delivers a thrilling 50's era tale filled with chunk headed scientists, shapely pageant winners, and a spider that's roughly as menacing as one of the lesser Baldwin brothers.
But the real star of this RiffTrax is comedy legend Fred Willard! Yes, the funniest man in America joins Mike as they take on the classic Missile to the Moon. The toys you got free in your happy meal explode across the screen as the loosening of FCC regulations on marketing directly to children is now a major motion picture! And the now grown-up targets of that marketing once again obeyed their overlords, turning Transformers into the loudest hit of the year! Shia LaBeouf from the German meaning "diffident steak" stars alongside Megan Fox, who certainly lives up to her name she looks like a Megan!
Optimus Prime which the Feds just raised by a quarter point battles the evil Decepticons led by the eviler Megatron for control of the Allspark, which is possibly the silliest thing ever conceived by man.
It's the most fun you'll have watching toys, at least until Mr. The most profitable bespectacled Potter since Henry F. Doubtfire, Nine Months, Gremlins 2: The New Batch captures all the wonder, magic, and reckless child endangerment, thanks in no small part to the scene chewing of some of Britain's hammiest actors.
Starring Daniel Radcliffe, years before he gave everyone a good long look at his Nimbus , Emma Watson and some kid who makes Ron Howard look swarthy, Harry Potter and the Something of Something Else is the most fun you'll have giving J.
Rowling yet more of your money this year! We have no idea what any of that means! Have a Happy Life Day! And nothing kicks off a memorable Life Day quite so much as watching the legendary Star Wars Holiday Special receive a fully deserved Rifftrax treatment! And Bea Arthur stretches her talent by playing a woman. Not only that, there are commercials from that will come close to convincing you that "" is fairly synonymous with "Hell".
How am I supposed to watch this?! If not, what were you thinking? Because we taped ours off of the television set, and our NV doesn't have an "edit" function printed on one of its dozens of plastic piano key-style switches, we just left the commercials in there. Don't look it up, they don't like to draw attention to themselves in Lake Video. Bill, Mike, and Kevin make this the itchiest, lumpiest Life Day of them all! The Fantastic Four are back!
Or the Fantastic Four is back! Depending upon whether one is referring to the title of the film, the four individuals who are fantastic and number four, or the group of four fantastic people who use that title!
The point is, they're back! And this time, unlike the first, there's a surfer made out of silver and he rises! It's fantastic! And if you're a fan of repulsive, waxy-faced Australian Prime Minister's sons as ineffectual villains, then you're in clover, because this film is packed with them well, it has one, total. The fact that we can't think of a single thing does not in the least bit undermine our claim that it has a lot more going for it, because it does. Have a LOT more going for it.
There have been many, many Plan 9s all throughout history, some of them more successful than others, all of them terrestrial - it took a man with the vision of Ed Wood to show us the very real horrors of a Plan 9 from Outer Space! Starring Dudley Manlove as an alien who looks as though he regularly dishes out generous helpings of Manlove, and a giant sack of animate suet called Tor Johnson as inspector Dan Clay, Plan 9 lays out a bold tale of aliens who come to earth and yell at us in a shrill and undignified manner.
This is the new, vastly improved Plan 9 that brought down the house as a live show at the historic Castro theater in San Francisco. Mike, Kevin and Bill at long last take on the legendary Ed Wood classic in a new, soon to be classic Rifftrax.
Battlefield Earth. A Visit to Santa. Incredibly, they accepted. Mike, Kevin and Bill merely act out the gags, jokes, Arnold impressions, and most of all, the bitter contempt, all written by you, the fans. Assuming you are both a fan and a participant.
Hear the crew kick some serious ice in this, the first ever fan-written Rifftrax! Every quarter century or so a project comes along that so perfectly unites artist and medium that one can only stand in wonder and proclaim, "Wow, Sandra, when was the last time something this magical came along - quarter century or so, wasn't it? Mike and Weird Al join forces on the most colossally funny RiffTrax yet! That is, we feel confident saying that if you're old enough to enjoy Jurassic Park, you're old enough to enjoy this RiffTrax.
Skip to main content. You own it! Click to Play. Copper Mountain. Digital Video. Please choose a format above. Add to Cart. Files included with Digital formats. Digital Video file formats. Legacy devices Low Medium Every compatible RiffTrax you buy on the website is available on the app and vice-versa. If you've have a bunch you've bought over the years, you can use the App to sync them! Oh, and did we mention the app is completely FREE?? Check it out and start watching riffs the easy way!
It's easier than ever to sync MST3K-like commentary. The app uses your device's microphone to listen for a movie and automatically syncs Rifftrax playback to the film. It's simple and easy The RiffTrax app that auto syncs is the greatest invention in human history. No RiffTrax Presents titles are yet available through it, but we hope to have them ready soon! The app will sync with the DVD, Blu-ray or even streaming video versions of the movie such as what is available on Amazon Video and iTunes.
Bluetooth support varies by device, but is not fully working. Feel free to test it out, but keep in mind you may need to restart your device if the sound quality begins to degrade. And please use the "Contact Us" feature in the app and tap Report an Issue if you have any trouble!
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